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Engelbert's thoughts on the agents.
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MR. NIBBLES
Mr. Nibbles has a wondrous set of pipes on him. He can bleat out any tune in perfect pitch. He'll tell you all about it on his blog. The kid is a whiz with computers.

TASTE MAKER
I met Max backstage after a set back in '78. He was admiring my velvet-covered chair. I was bigger than the Beatles in Berlin, baby.

SWEATER LADY
I'm a really big fan of her being a big fan of mine. I'm also a big fan of her stocking stuffer ideas, as long as my new CD is in there.

HOLIDAY DANCER
She's a bundle of raw, beautiful energy. Like a bolt of lightning trapped inside a bell jar. Or a MailMate™ shredder waiting for its next piece of junk mail.

ARCTIC NOMAD
Olaf's maternal grandmother is actually the president of my Siberian fan club. They say all that snow starts to melt when I'm on their satellite radios.
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